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pale & pretty blog ♡

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:41:04 -0400

pale & pretty blog ♡

neilsanders: This is Gary. Gary is a good boy.

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:40:12 -0400

neilsanders:

This is Gary. Gary is a good boy.

switchleapingthroughlife: koae: blownawaydaisies: sparhklers: ...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:37:52 -0400

switchleapingthroughlife:

koae:

blownawaydaisies:

sparhklers:

eau-so-fab:

16nite:

Please reblog so people will know.

awww i love this

This honestly made my day. Thank you x

Perfection omg

im adorable

Just barely made the list. Major short girl prob

all my sleepy pups! nobody wants to get up today. #fiancee...

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 10:44:14 -0500

all my sleepy pups! nobody wants to get up today. #fiancee #puppy #margie #bestlife

supersonicelectronic: Dave MacDowell. Paintings by Dave...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:01:03 -0500

supersonicelectronic:

Dave MacDowell.

Paintings by Dave MacDowell for his solo show, “Project Mayhem,” which opens this Saturday January 12th at Thinkspace Gallery in Culver City, California. Check out more below:

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afternoonsnoozebutton: “Dear Internet” by Tina Fey From...

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 15:59:52 -0500

afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

(source)

thievinggenius: Tattoo done by Deno Jr. i am going to spain to...

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 17:37:34 -0400

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Deno Jr.

i am going to spain to have this wonderful man tattoo me!

the #banana hat makes its #nashville debut! #jealous #ithoughtso...

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 11:59:51 -0400

the #banana hat makes its #nashville debut! #jealous #ithoughtso #bananagrabber (Taken with Instagram)

“i’m higher than three eagles on acid.”...

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 20:21:51 -0400

“i’m higher than three eagles on acid.” @jaredwaynecolby @goldentone (Taken with Instagram at Trapdoor Studios)

didn’t #jesus have #mercy on the #poor? happy #sunday you...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 17:14:05 -0400

didn’t #jesus have #mercy on the #poor? happy #sunday you fucks! #jesussavesispend #gottips? #twentypercentisnotamyth (Taken with Instagram)

@jaredwaynecolby getting a #kiss after he dropped a #dollar on...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 04:24:07 -0400

@jaredwaynecolby getting a #kiss after he dropped a #dollar on this #drag queen! (Taken with Instagram)

#whyareyouhotterthanme #nofair #allboobsallgood (Taken with...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 04:13:47 -0400

#whyareyouhotterthanme #nofair #allboobsallgood (Taken with Instagram)

#therealsashafierce #hasadick (Taken with Instagram)

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 04:11:53 -0400

#therealsashafierce #hasadick (Taken with Instagram)

#werk #werk #werk. #dragshow #gaygaygay #nicetits (Taken with...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 04:10:34 -0400

#werk #werk #werk. #dragshow #gaygaygay #nicetits (Taken with Instagram)

#omgsofuckinggay #notreally #suckitnashville (Taken with...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 00:51:16 -0400

#omgsofuckinggay #notreally #suckitnashville (Taken with Instagram)

@murphsings giving me #goosebumps right now. the best #singer in...

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 19:27:28 -0400

@murphsings giving me #goosebumps right now. the best #singer in #nashville without a #doubt. buy her #record now! (Taken with Instagram at Two Old Hippies Nashville)

life: Not originally published in LIFE. Neil Armstrong and his...

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 17:01:12 -0400

life:

Not originally published in LIFE. Neil Armstrong and his customary late dinner over the Wall Street Journal, March 1969. “Neil worked late. The first thing he did when he got home — the family had always eaten already — he sat down at the table and looked up the stock market numbers.”

Read more here.

@jaredwaynecolby is a #sleepy #engineer. time for a much needed...

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 16:15:11 -0400

@jaredwaynecolby is a #sleepy #engineer. time for a much needed day off, which still includes the #gym!

Watts Lens, Ina’s 1982 Film, No Flash, Taken with Hipstamatic

thelovelyseas: Jelly Fish by scott1e2310 on Flickr.

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 16:05:28 -0400

thelovelyseas:

Jelly Fish by scott1e2310 on Flickr.

if me and @jaredwaynecolby had a #baby, it would rock this...

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 16:01:24 -0400

if me and @jaredwaynecolby had a #baby, it would rock this outfit everyday. everyday. #ODB #olddirtybaby

James M Lens, Blanko Film, No Flash, Taken with Hipstamatic